Jun 2, 2008

Toastee Exposed (2007)


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Ya know, I’m not above reviewing porn, heck, remember Succubus and Girls of Tattoo U? So, once again my curiosity got the best of me, and I picked up Toastee Exposed. Yeah, I’m talking about Toastee (aka Jen) from VH1’s Flavor of Love and Charm School.

What started as highly anticipated, ended in disappointment and posted on e-bay. Sadly, it followed the same tired-ass "homemade movie" formula I’ve seen many times: a little intro convo, she teasingly disrobes until naked, then caresses herself, the cameraman gets a little feely-feel, and it ends with a little sucky-suck.

Granted, Toastee has a naughty little body, and although she’s a bit on the giggly/ditsy side, okay, a lot on that side, it was a pretty decent 24 minutes. Yep, you heard me, a measly two dozen minutes of running time, with really no extras, and this DVD wasn’t cheap! Had I read a little more before impulsively buying, I’d have saved a small wad of cash, but then again, I probably would’ve convinced myself that it would be the best 24 minutes of porn I’d ever see, and forked out the money anyway. Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. (But this DVD isn’t!)

If you can pick it up for around 10 bucks, it’s worth it, otherwise, convince your friend to buy it, but don't laugh in his face, then borrow it and see what Miss Toastee has to offer. Can I get some butter with my toast? Why yes, yes you can (and will).

ACTING --2-- HUMOR --1--
BLOOD/GORE --0-- NUDITY --4--
EXPLICITNESS --3-- BARGAIN FOR MY BUCK? --NO--
OVERALL RATING

--3--

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