Why doesn’t anyone listen to Crazy Ralph? Is his homeless demeanor or
blatant alcoholism such that he just can’t be taken seriously? Or maybe its
because we all know he was getting his jollies while peeping during the make
out scene. I could give you a review of this movie, but instead I’m going to
talk about something that bugs me. Some people say the first Friday the 13th
doesn’t “count” because its not Jason. I’ve heard the same argument for 5.
Some say that Jason goes to hell doesn’t count because it doesn’t follow the
same formula as the others. Some say this one doesn’t fit in because he’s
not wearing a hockey mask. To all of you nay sayers I say… SHUTTUP. These
are all horrible movies. But horrible in the most entertaining of ways.
Whether its skinny dipping scenes or a guy with a gunny sack on his head
chasing wannabe counselors, these movies are made to be fun. So maybe Jason
is just learning how to be a man monster and doesn’t have a hockey mask yet.
He’s still ruthless and this makes me happy.
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