Jun 11, 2008

Skateboard Kink Freak (2008)


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Welcome to the mind of Maria Beatty, porn disguised as art. S&M, bondage, gagging, spanking, domination, DP, big ole floppy boobies, not very pretty chicks, and a punk rock hairdo are what comprise this film.

Now, I like erotica, and porn, when it’s done well, but after about 15 minutes, I got bored and had to fast-forward. Maybe it’s because rough sex really isn’t my thing, or that I require variety, since it was the same two chicks for about an hour of footage, either way, I just wasn't digging it. And, only one was taking a beating, and a heavy one at that, so I’m sure ALL her crevices ached after this shoot.

This was my first experience in watching a Maria Beatty creation, which was purchased on a whim along with Richard Kern-Extra Action and Extra Hardcore. In the beginning, there’s a shot of someone riding a skateboard, so I wondered where else this might come into play, since the title is Skateboard Kink Freak. So, at about the 30 minute mark, the victim is tied to one, and receives even more punishment (and pleasure) than before.

Other titles in Beatty’s library include The Black Glove, The Elegant Spanking, Ladies of the Night, Let the Punishment Fit the Child, The Seven Deadly Sins, Lust, and Sex Mannequin, which all have similar content, just different locations, chicks, and tools of the trade. I probably won’t be revisiting her work anytime soon, since the trailers for these didn’t entice me either, I just really hope Richard Kern has more to offer.

ACTION --3-- HUMILITY --4--
BLOOD/GORE --0-- NUDITY --4--
APPEALABILITY (FOR ME) --2-- HARDCORENESS --4--
OVERALL RATING

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