When you watch Bill Zebub‘s work, you’ll either love it and laugh your ass off, hate it and want to burn it, or just accept it for what it is, enjoy the nudity, and maybe chuckle a little. His antics are known to offend by pushing exploitation boundaries, making religious, political, racial, and military slanders, and just presenting off the wall shit. But, that’s what he prides himself on, and The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Remake is no different.
With a very loose storyline, tons of nudity, outrageous dialog, and overstretched humor, you‘ll continue to shake your head in dismay as you watch this train wreck unfold.
A chick gets killed with playing cards, a woman turns into a butt-humping werewolf, several poop/fart gags and the creation of a Mr. Hankey-esque crap blob, multiple gay references, attack of the 50ft naked woman, aborted babies and baby nun chucks, a toilet paper mummy, a big-ass spider, a rapist Laurel and Hardy doll, and much, much more.
I’m all for good humor, but sometimes there’s just too much of a good thing. Footage was added (and rehashed) for this remake, but it was simply too long, and needed to be trimmed down in order to keep my attention. After about an hour and 20 minutes, my interest was tapped out, and even though there was a nice lesbian scene about 15 minutes later, the movie had already ran the gambit.
I’d suggest renting this title before buying, unless you know what you’re getting into. Bill has a good cult following, and has opened the door to an even wider audience by getting distribution (for some of his movies) through Brain Damage Films. Even though this became tedious to watch, I look forward to his next feature, MetalHeads: The Good, The Bad, and The Evil, and hope he continues to stay true to his creative vision and following. For more info on Bill's films, visit www.billzebub.com.
Most memorable quote:
“Aw fuck, this bitch shit out of her pussy!”
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OVERALL RATING--3-- |
1 comment:
You should trade out cinematography for FastForwarding because i'd like to see a rating that indicates how much of this you can actually watch. I think your Bill Zebub movies are my Something Weird 60's Stag.
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