For example, concerning fire safety, one must remove restrictive clothing to increase breathing (lady takes off shirt and bra), and before using the stairwell to exit, remove high heels to prevent falling (more chicks bare assets). During earthquakes, first seek cover and watch out for falling objects, then help injured persons, but be ready for aftershocks (big boobs shaking).
In medical emergencies, first call 911, then perform CPR if needed, but only if you’re an authorized professional with a full set of teeth. In elevator entrapments, use the emergency call button to alert security, remain calm, and find a happy place until help arrives, such as a deserted beach where clothing is no longer warranted (lady disrobes). These are but a few of the helpful safety hints given to us by scantly-clad, yet informative, powerful women in the workplace.
I stumbled upon this on Filmbaby.com, and after watching the trailer, thought I’d see if the director would send me a copy. To my surprise, he did, and although I feel like such an a-hole for sitting on it for about 2 months before getting this review posted, I greatly appreciate him sending it, and promise that on future projects, I will be much more timely in my review, that is, if he thinks I’m worthy and will give me a second chance.
If you like light-hearted comedy infused with women willing to show their goods for the sake of saving lives, then this is your movie. Plus, the film narrator, Robert Axelrod, sounds like Lloyd Kaufmann, and that in itself, brings a certain notoriety to the film. Clocking in at a mere 50 minutes, and only setting you back about $12 plus shipping, it’s worth the cost to giggle a little, see a little eye-candy, and support this independent filmmaker.
Thanks again to Mac for sending a copy to view!!
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OVERALL RATING--3-- |
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