As part of the Kinky Cannibal (Cannibal Sacrifice) double feature from Alternative Cinema and Factory 2000, we have Cannibal Doctor (1999). Michelle (Misty) comes to see Dr. Ben Orange about a secretary position, and after a thorough examination of her driver’s license, a few personal questions, and a physical examination, she has the job. This is where Misty goes through a normal physical, her weight and blood pressure are taken, her legs and waist are massaged (checking circulation and bone structure), her shirt is lifted to check breathing, and her skirt is removed to further examine her waist, butt, and again her legs. Doc must have a leg fetish! This goes on for what seems like forever, and I had to fast-forward a bit. The whole time, Michelle is nervous, uncomfortable, and oblivious to what may come next.
He then takes her measurements, has her do knee bends, and then asks her to touch her toes, while he stands behind her, admiring the view, and massaging her breasts. He then asks her to sit on the table, while he steps in the next room, fills a syringe, and returns and sticks her with it. This puts her in a very relaxed state where he can examine her further, first by removing more clothing, then massaging her feet, and just when he's about to make it to her honey pot, his wife, Dr. Margaret (Tina Krause), busts in, shooes him out, and makes her get dressed.
She then leads drunken Misty to another room, disrobes her (all but her panties), and lays her on a bed. She runs an electric massager up and down her body, removes her drawers, and then pours baby oil on her and rubs it in. Meanwhile, Mr. Orange watches through a window in the door, while Misty’s hairy muff steals the scene. He then re-enter the room to set up the equipment, but quickly exits. Mrs. Orange ties her to the bed, gives the signal, and the machine is turned on to cook her. Misty struggles and screams, but the result is a cannibal meal fit for two.
Mr. Orange offers his wife an after dinner drink, which must have had the same concoction in it as the syringe, because it knocks her out. He then takes her to “the room,” strips her naked (all but the panties), ties her to the bed, and then cooks her too, along with Michelle’s brain. This causes the two to fuse, and his wife becomes his new secretary. Thus, another Bill Hellfire film complete.
I have a couple of groans about this movie. One, a plot oh too familiar to Torture in Satan’s Rape Clinic (see my review), too many drawn out scenes, and an ending that wreaks of Hellfire genius, or should I say, stupidity? I’ve praised Big Will before, because I do think he was ahead of his time in certain aspects and did try to revive that 70’s grindhouse feel, not to mention spawning the career of the iconic Misty Mundae, but too many times, his stories lack depth, atmosphere, and creativity, and the only reason one would watch them, me included, is because of Misty (and the other ladies). So, Will, kudos to you for convincing these ladies to get naked on film, and allowing us to enjoy them too.
The next feature in the set is Dinner For Two (2000), which I will review at a later date, since I have to take his films in stride. For die hard fans of Misty, this is a must-have DVD, but keep the remote handy, like in your other hand, so you can quickly get to the parts you want, without wasting time on the rest.
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OVERALL RATING--2.5-- |
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