Dec 30, 2010

Porno (2010)


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Porno, released by Synapse Films, is a three part compilation of erotic stories continuing their Classic Latin Erotica Collection series, along with Violence and Flesh and Chick's Ability. Unfortunatley, there isn’t a lot of substance to this entry, but a few lines noting the highlights may peak your interest.

Part 1: This is probably the most erotic of the three, and is about a virgin girl who fancies other females, only to be deceived by a non-virgin. After a successful seduction and sexual interlude, she believes she’s about to pop another virgin’s cherry with her mom’s vibrator, but disappointingly finds out that her seductee’s hymen has already been claimed by someone else (a male).

Part 2: A thick, Latina chick wants to have no-questions asked sex with her male cohort, but to her surprise, she's unable to get a rise out of him because he's waiting until the right moment. What??? That's normally a chick move, but after a shower (shower curtain left open of course), and a wardrobe change (into a nun outfit), they get down. Just to make it clear, it's her wearing the nun outifit, but had it been the other way around, it could have put an interesting spin on the story.

Part 3: It’s easy to sum up this entry with: a blind woman, mirrors, a maid onlooker, a jealous lover, and Bugsploitation. Along with sex, this is the horror-themed story of the bunch, where broken shards of glass further blind our supposedly already blind lead actress, and her revenge on her lover, Marcos. While there isn’t much eroticity to this, and the horror element is laughable, the memorable moments are when the old maid watches them having sex in disgust, yet continues to watch, and when Marcos spices up the bedroom with bug play. The result? Once you go grasshopper, you never go back.

While there are some decent looking Latinas, male and female full-frontal, (yes, your lady gets a treat too!), and several scenes of simulated sex, this is a fairly forgettable and dated feature. So, I say, stick with the Schoolgirl Report series (Volume 7 just released), also available from Synapse/Impulse Films. Sure, the Spanish language may be more sexually pleasing to the ear, but the Germans know how to put it down. Nazisploitation and Ilsa She Wolf of the SS anyone? Oh yeah!!

ACTING --2-- HUMOR --1--
BLOOD/GORE --1-- NUDITY --3--
CHUBB-ERIFIC --2-- HEY MACARENA --5--
OVERALL RATING

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